Pops open handed slapping a dude repeatedly for giving him the finger and cutting him off.
Big bro making a grown man sit and face the corner for acting a fool at the bar.
And now, little brother, robbing two drunk frat boys while yelling at them like naughty children for kicking in his fence in the middle of the night.
To my little brother for officially “son-ing”* someone,
I’m so proud of you.
Welcome to the family.
* son-ing. berating an unrelated grown man twice your size for his childish actions and bad behavior until he cowers and mumbles apologies profusely like a naughty schoolboy and sits in the corner.